We’ve all been there. Enjoying a night out, probs a bit drunken, we re-do our makeup in a taxi (ok bus) in a slightly darker than normal situation, gotten a little bit carried away as we’re worried about looking pale and ended up with a tranny amount of blusher smudged across our cheeks…But at least paps don’t care about our red-faced shame. Not so for poor old Gemma Collins from TOWIE. There she was, last night, off to Funky Buddha for Joey Essex’s birthday party – yep he does seem to be having a lot of parties to celebrate turning 22 – unaware her re-apply, probs as the Essex crew headed from Sheesh restaurant in Chingford to the central London club, had been a little bit OTT. And this was the result. Yikes. Less is more for next time Gem.

