Today we’ve mostly been watching Rihanna’s new video. And if you’ve not seen it, where have you been?
And we mean that literally because it’s called Where Have You Been!
Here’s our run-down of the Eastern-inspired shoot.
It starts with lovely Rihanna wallowing in a swamp, like a particularly sexy hippo.
Then she puts on some Ali Baba pants, a few Moroccan scarves and throws shapes in the desert with some shirtless hotties.
And if you were worried Rihanna wouldn’t get her amazing thighs out, fear not. In the next scene she’s dutty wining like we know and love her.
The video ends with a classic Bollywood dance move, which we definitely want to recreate with our mates on the next night out, before Rihanna goes back to her swampy lair.
So there you have it, Where Have You Been is a Morocco/Bollywood mash-up. With hippos.
Watch the full thing here: