By Amerley Ollennu
Lineage is everything
Hazza’s ex Chelsy Davy loves kohl cos it Bambi-fies eyes. But to stand out from the Barbour-wearing crowd, use a brush to work YSL False Lash Effect Cream Eyeliner in Ashy Black, £22 (1), from halfway along the lashes to the outer corner, and into a feline flick, leaving the inner corners bare. Gently smudge your liner with a cotton bud for an edgy finish.
Get high and mighty
Although Queenie’s curls are a little, um, structured, oomph is key. Add lift with Davines Essential Haircare Volu Enhancing Softening Shampoo, £13.10, and Conditioner, £14.35, then spritz Volu Volume Boosting Moisturizing Mist, £19.90 (2). Finally work a few drops of Unite U Luxury Oil, £30 (3), through wet hair to smooth and sleeken, then blow-dry.
A royal flush is a must 
Rosy-cheeked Lady Gabriella Windsor (Wills and Harry’s cousin, pictured) may have learnt the art of blushing at finishing school, but you can blag your glow. Just blend Stila Convertible Colour Lips And Cheeks in Petunia, £16 (4), on the apples of your cheeks.
Never TOWIE your tan
There’s no chance we’ll be able to get our year-round tan onboard a yacht à la P-Middy, but LDN:Skins Tone 2 Lotion, £26 (5), will sort us out with a glow that’s more Chelsea than Chingford.
Bag an Alpine glow
Zara Phillips’ gorge skin is probs down to ski hols and galloping around on a horse. Fake good breeding and buff your way to brightness with St Ives Gentle Apricot Scrub, £4.95 (6). Hydrate using Darphin Hydraskin Intensive Skin-Hydrating Serum, £36 (7), and battle ageing with Origins A Perfect World BB Tinted Moisturiser SPF15, £27.
Less is best Ladies what lunch aren’t loudmouths – posh model Florence Brudenell-Bruce (pictured) kept well schtum over those Prince Harry rumours. So if you want to be part of this sweater set, nude lips are in. Swipe swish subtleness with Revlon Colorburst Lip Butter in Crème Brulee, £7.99 (8).
Ladyfingers Copy Lady Melissa Percy (as papped with Prince H) and go for nude nails. Orly Nail Polish in Country Club Khaki, £9.25, is ace down the bingo.
