Dear A Team
I’m young, rich and a world-renowned sportsman. So when my baldness started
to bother me, I simply got a hair transplant. I’m proud of my new barnet and
am not afraid to shout about it, but I’m worried what the lads in the locker
room will say. How can I survive their taunts?
Wayne Rooney*
Option one: ride it out (not at a massage parlour) by keeping your head down.
Option two: ask Coleen to reveal how much she fancies you now you look
“great up front”. Option three: buy 30 pens and potatoes, then place one of
each by the lads’ lockers, with posters advertising a prize for the finest
Rooney-ato drawn. Option four: stand next to Giggs – right now, everyone
looks good in comparison.
*Not really, we made it up
COMPILED BY SARAH MASON PHOTOGRAPHY: XPOSURE
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