I’m at my best when… I’m happy, not distracted by anything,
content with work and busy – but not overloaded. I always like to be moving
and working. I’m a bit of a workaholic, I think.
Those closest to me would describe me as… grumpy. I’m not the ‘sad
clown’ – that cliché of funny people being tortured and angst ridden – but
I’m not sunny all the time either.
One thing about my past I don’t easily admit is… I’m open about
my past because I don’t have any secrets, but I won’t talk about my personal
life. I don’t understand people who let cameras into their homes and have
their babies photographed. I can’t relate to that.
Three things I’d want if I was stranded on a desert island are…
electricity, hot water and a fully stocked bar – it’s terribly predictable,
I know, but I like a nice lager.
One thing I’d like to do before I die is… drink in a little
more of the world. We live on such a small planet and if you have the
resources, it’s not difficult to see places. If more people travelled, we’d
have a more peaceful world.
If I advertised myself on a dating site, it would read… “Fun-loving
guy seeks similar female.”
The thing I like least about myself is… my inability to keep weight
off. And I’ve never had good hair. I’m very critical about my appearance and
so are people who write about me. I’m not sure why it’s OK to undermine me.
It only intensifies my dislike of my looks.
My fantasy dinner date would be… John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Their relationship fascinates me – the coincidence of them coming together
and the effect they had on the world.
The thing I value most is… my family and friends. I’m looking forward
to being a dad and having a family. I just want be a good father [Simon and
wife Maureen are about to have their first child].
If I wasn’t an actor I’d be… I’ve always wanted to be an
actor and comedian!
My biggest regret is… I quite unceremoniously ended my relationship
with my first girlfriend, who I met at Bristol University. I look back and
think that was childish and I regret it.
Answer the following…
When I get angry I tend to lose my
temper Often
I’m a perfectionist Always
People
who know me best would describe me as a moody person Always
I
enjoy making people feel appreciated Always
I love debating
intellectual ideas and concepts Always
Draw a picture that best represents you…
SIMON SAYS: “Sunny spells with scattered showers.”
‘FRAGILE SIMON LIKES TO IMPROVISE’
JAMES SAYS:
“Simon’s picture reflects the strong polarity and fragility of his emotional
world. The sun shows he is usually a generous-spirited person, but the
clouds symbolise negative emotions too.
When Simon experiences self-doubt, he will crave the protection of his family
and close friends. The most likely cause of this volatility is a difficult,
insecure childhood where he experienced negative or inconsistent attention.
As someone who dislikes structure and rigid schedules, Simon does best in
situations where he has the freedom to improvise and work outside
established rules. His perfectionism also means he prefers to do fewer
things to a very high standard, rather than taking on too much.
Simon is perceptive of others and will be able to win them over to his way of
thinking with his humorous style.”
James is a specialist in psychometric testing.
Simon is the voice of Buck in Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, at cinemas
July 1.
COMPILED BY: ELAINE
LIPWORTH PHOTOGRAPHY: REX, PAUL WEBB
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